
To sleep 18 hours a day and only awaken to chew on some eucalyptus leaves... ahhh, now that's the life...
Yes, another eyeless animal. I didn't put much effort into the tree or background, but that is only to draw attention to the koala bear... well, it's actually a marsupial, and is a closer relative to the possum or wombat than to the bear. Bears don't have pouches, koala's do.
They don't only eat and get high on eucalyptus, they also eat mistletoe, which is as poisonous as eucalyptus. The koala has an excellent tolerance for their drugged out diet. For being stoned out of their pouch all the time, its no wonder that they only have sex once a year.
Their eccentric lifestyles are probably the result of a traumatic childhood. After only 35 days of gestation, the baby koala (a "joey") is born hairless and blind and, without the help of any parent, climbs into it's mother's pouch aided only by their sense of smell.
What the hell does a pouch smell like anyway? I bet it smells like chili... Yeah, chili cheeze burritos... Mmmmm, I think I'm getting the munchies...